A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

　　"Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked.

　　"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

　　"Is that a record?" she inquired.

　　"I don‘t think so," replied the man, "but it‘s as close as I want to get."