A dead woman comes into the morgue and a man starts to examine her and he notices a shrimp sticking out of her snatch.

　　He runs upstairs and tells his boss that there is a jumbo shrimp sticking out of Mrs. McGruder’s snatch!

　　His boss follows him down into the morgue and pulls

　　back the sheets and says, "You jerk! That’s not a shrimp; that’s her clit!!!"

　　"Well it tasted like shrimp!" replied the other.