Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！ 妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？ 教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢？