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How much English can you speak?


作者:佚名       来源于:家长学院

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client tobe accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew hisway around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!""法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

How much English can you speak?




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