There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little

　　girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?"

　　The boy replied, "I don`t know." At that time he hears his mom

　　calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he

　　sees his dad on the couch.

　　He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?"

　　The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a

　　matter of fact this is the perfect penis."

　　The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods.

　　The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis

　　and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches

　　smaller it would be the perfect penis!"