OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire

　　OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over

　　OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six

　　OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away

　　OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged

　　OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties

　　OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull

　　OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away

　　OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time

　　OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop

　　OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board

　　OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring

　　OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience

　　OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen

　　OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times